Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Shakira for President!















The Lebanese-Colombian singer Shakira has an IQ of 140, according to the New York “Village Voice”, making her, along with Madonna, the smartest woman in show business today.
“A pro since she was 14 and a Latin American teen idol before the Backstreet Boys hit the Hot 100, 28-year-old Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll was only 21 when she conceived a career move more ambitious than Christina Aguilera herself has ever dared: to learn English so she could dye her hair blond and take her art to the next level,” wrote Robert Christgau in the Voice.(http://www.villagevoice.com/music/0603,christgau,71724,22.html)

Sexy, Brainy, talented and rich! Forget Aoun, (Nassib) Lahoud or Harb, we want President Shakira.

President Shakira will solve many issues:
1- Every diplomat will surely visit her and spend more time with her than with the Speaker of the Parliament or the Prime Minister.
2- Gulf Arabs will invest all their money in Lebanon just for an audience and a dance from the President.
3- Bashar Assad will surely improve relations with Lebanon.
4- Hezbollah will drop their weapons after the President threatens Sayed Hassan Nasrallah to visit him at his headquarters in her stage clothes.
5- The LBC weather person will stop greeting the viewers with "bonsoir", instead he would start by saying: "Que Passa, Hombres?"

Viva Shakira!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Totally agree with you, cabròn !

Looking at this fine piece of ass is definitely a plus when you compare it to Lahoud.

27 January, 2006 14:53  

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