Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Guess Who Will Not Dance the Salsa Next September?

If George W. Bush does not go berserk on Iran before next September, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad will show up 90 miles from US shores in Havana, Cuba.

Bacardi and Salsa being out of the question, I wonder if Ahmadinejad will enjoy a Cuban cigar or a day out on the beach.
And with all the beautiful Cuban women around, I wonder what Ahmadinejad would do? Will he look away, put a hood on his head or just lock himself up in his hotel suite.
Having banned "indecent" music from state-run TV and radio stations, Ahmadinejad will certainly be compelled to hear an immoral Cuban Son. Will he cover his ears?

He probably thinks that it is worth the sacrifice, and maybe just maybe he could convince Castro to turn the Communist dictatorship into the Islamic Republic of Cuba.

Ahmadinejad must have a mischievous streak in him to go to Cuba. Whether it is to irritate Bush, to extend Iranian influence to Latin America or to have a dream vacation, his visit will hopefully cool his spirits, unless Bush sends him an invitation to visit nearby Guantanamo.
Then Ahmadinejad will certainly have one of his devout visions reminding him of the Cuban missile crisis when the world was on the brink of a nuclear conflict.


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